Shavua Tov! Wishing everyone a great week.
Hey guys! I'm Jewish and proud! I may make you cry of laughter from time to time!
Thanks to the greatest Rabbi on the planet, I now have an amazing new set of tefillin. I sent her an e-mail asking about tefillin in general and what I should be looking for in buying a pair. She sent me back an e-mail telling me that she had an extra pair and she didn’t know why, until now. She sent them to me! I am overjoyed to be able to perform such an awesome mitzvah! Thank you!
President Karzai, to his interviewers as he escorted them out of his office Saturday night.